This valentines Day card speaks for our generation
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every single one of these posts are gold
“So it is a sword. It just acts like a key in specific situations.”
“Or it’s a key all the time and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.”
IT’S AN ACTUAL
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
IM COMPLETELY FUCKING SERIOUS SHE LITERALLY TOLD HIM
"NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HURT ME YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED"
AND THIS PEDOPHILE HUNG HIS HEAD IN SHAME AND WALKED OUT
SHE IS MY HERO IM NOT EVEN JOKINGIN CASE YOU THINK I COULD MAKE THIS UP:
She knows she isn’t allowed on my desk because she knocks stuff off.. This is her solution
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
yes hi I’d like four please
Alright, here’s something funny. These boys in my hall went outside in their undies to take some photos in the snow. Funny, right? They’re trying to get attention and it’s hilarious. Us ladies choose to do the same, we are wearing more clothing, and are doing the exact same poses. We are wearing as much clothing as is acceptable at the pool or the beach, at the gym, etc.
There is a serious double standard here— us girls have gotten responses like:
"What’s the point of being half naked?"
"*ahem* sluts *ahem*"
"What’s wrong with you females?"
Or worse, what my mother said. Her initial shock was apparently because she thought I was in my underwear, but when I told her I was in a swimsuit, she was suddenly happy I was having fun in college.
The idea here is that we are doing the same thing. When arguing this point with one of my hallmates, he said “But men’s bodies aren’t built the same, you don’t see girls getting pumped up over a topless guy, but how many guys do you think are gonna get all crazy over a topless girl?” Seriously? Really? Women don’t need to dress in order to avoid a reaction from men. You’re mad because you can’t control yourself? Men can pose in their undies in the snow without an issue because women aren’t going to go wild over it? Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours.
The double standards are killin’ me.
"Keep it in your pants, that’s your responsibility, not ours." Is literally one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard. Thank you.
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<sub> makes them do thiiiiis.
<small> makes words go little. The more <small> you have the smaller the word.
Same thing applies with <big>.
<u> makes underlines.
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Of course these are just basic things. You can also look at the HTML button for the codes if youre not up for searching through Google for them.
The button is here:
you betray the secrets of the trade
for those who never learned
<code> makes your text monospaced, <pre> puts your text in a grey box
This tool provides you with characters that match what you draw.
This tool lets you draw in monospace ASCII which you can then put in <code> on Tumblr.
This tool makes big-ass letters with text. Everything but the AOL fonts require monospace (<code>).